PROS
- Able to engage with a diverse new group of people from all over southwestern Ohio
- Identity worth more on black market when paired with B.A.
- Basically no other way to join a cappella group
- Introduced to entire network of alums from which you might garner unpaid internship
- Dwindling number of places to march to “Pomp And Circumstance” these days
CONS
- Demand for critical thinking at 40-year low
- Displaying bachelor’s degree requires costly frame purchase
- Current service economy chiefly interested in how clean you keep your car
- Agony of watching the fencing team repeatedly feint in obvious parry situations
- Can always read Physics For Scientists And Engineers: A Strategic Approach on your own time
The Onion: The Pros And Cons Of Attending College